- Paula: I'll probably re-watch "Gandhi".
- Cal: "Gandhi" baked is good. I always feel bad when I watch it baked because I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is starving his ass off.

Jane Lynch - Paula
Seth Rogen - Cal

“All the comedies I've done have been hard to film. Film is an anomalous environment for it because you don't know whether they're gonna laugh or not.”
Austin Pendleton

“I'll starve myself to death, it's the easiest way out. It's not so difficult to do. I tried it yesterday afternoon.”
Una Merkel - Myrtle Sousé

“- Buzz Kurtis: This is even better than you getting socked. You're dead!
- Abercrombie: If I'm dead, then... then why am I so hungry?”
Bud Abbott - Buzz Kurtis
Lou Costello - Abercrombie

“- Roland Tembo: Predators don't hunt when they're not hungry.
- Nick Van Owen: No, only humans do.”

Pete Postlethwaite - Roland Tembo
Vince Vaughn - Nick Van Owen