“Never let a man spend the night, she said. Never apologize, never explain.”
Alison Lohman - Astrid Magnussen

“- Jason: Here she comes! Hey, Beck! What's up? You look really nice... How long can a woman be mad at you for?
- Ben: I assume you talked to her, apologized.
- Jason: I emailed her. Subject line: I'm sorry with like a ton of Os so it's like, 'I'm soooorry' with a sad emoticon where it's crying.”
Adam Devine - Jason
Robert De Niro - Ben

I am reminded of a line from Erich Segal's 'Love Story': "Love means never having to say you're sorry."

Johnny Depp - Barnabas Collins

“- Richard 'Dick' Brewer: Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy. You don't seem like the killing sort.
- Dirty Steve Stephens: Yeah, Billy. What'd you kill him for?
- William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney: He was hacking on me.”
Charlie Sheen - Richard 'Dick' Brewer
Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“- Shaun: I'm so sorry.
- Phillip: Sorry for what?
- Shaun: Er… nothing.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun