“Never let a man spend the night, she said. Never apologize, never explain.”
Alison Lohman - Astrid Magnussen

“- Jason: Here she comes! Hey, Beck! What's up? You look really nice... How long can a woman be mad at you for?
- Ben: I assume you talked to her, apologized.
- Jason: I emailed her. Subject line: I'm sorry with like a ton of Os so it's like, 'I'm soooorry' with a sad emoticon where it's crying.”
Adam Devine - Jason
Robert De Niro - Ben

I am reminded of a line from Erich Segal's 'Love Story': "Love means never having to say you're sorry."

Johnny Depp - Barnabas Collins

“Bad alibi like dead fish - cannot stand test of time.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Claire Porter: You're really not like a detective at all, Mr. Charles. You don't pound the table or shout or threaten.
- Nick Charles: I'm not really a detective. I just use that as an excuse to get out of the house at night.”
Stella Adler - Claire Porter
William Powell - Nick Charles