“I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

- Frank: This guy comes up to me and he says: "l like my women like my coffee".
- Janice: People still use that line?
- Frank: Maybe he meant cold and bitter.
Joey Slotnick - Frank Chase
Mary Randle - Janice Walton

“- Boone: Where may I ask, is my coffee? I always start my day with a cup of coffee.
- Omri: Okay, if you're good, I'll make you breakfast.
- Little Bear: Cook? Like a woman! You are a woman!”
Keith David - Boone
Hal Scardino - Omri
Litefoot - Little Bear

“- King Henry VIII: With no man to hold onto how do you plan to stay on your horse?
- Anne Boleyn: As you do Your Grace, with my thighs.”
Eric Bana - Henry Tudor
Natalie Portman - Anne Boleyn

“You cannot call yourself a true geisha until you can stop a man in his tracks with a single look.”

Michelle Yeoh - Mameha