“This is a '70s porno. You know how I can tell? Because the guy's dick has sideburns.”
Adam Sandler - Moses

“Sorry to interrupt your erection.”

Joe Piscopo - Doug Bigelow

“- Lisa: How could you have sex with all of those women?
- Joe Young: I didn't it was a stunt cock.
- Lisa: A stunt cock? So you aren't touching all of those women's breasts?
- Joe Young: No they're all just special effects.”
Robyn Lynne Raab - Lisa
Trey Parker - Joe Young

“Come on I'm sick of these stupid educational films man! Where are the ones with the naked women?”

Frank Welker - Munchie

“Hey, I brought you some more videos. You've got your choice: pornos or monster trucks. Oh, and I got one that's both.”
Jack Black - J.D.