“A man of principal with a price on his head. Naturally you do it for Queen and Country. I have no country. I have no price on my head!”

Maud Adams - Octopussy

“- Nick Kudrow: I asked you not to handle the wine, please!
Art Jeffries: You know, it's good to see you've got your priorities in order. That's better. You're not worried about murdering a nine year-old boy but you're worried about this fuckin' wine!”
Alec Baldwin - Nick Kudrow
Bruce Willis - Art Jeffries

“When your head says one thing and your whole life says another, your head always loses.”
Humphrey Bogart - Frank McCloud

“What shall we make of Chechnya, asking the West for protection? She is like a beautiful virgin, escaping the clutches of a lecherous bear... and running to Bill Clinton to save her maidenhood.”
Alan Bates - Dressler

“- Jafar: I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf. This boy is no different from the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the Princess?
- Aladdin: Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter.
- Princess Jasmine: How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!”
Jonathan Freeman - Jafar
Scott Weinger - Aladdin
Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine