“When you try to win, sometimes you lose sight of the goal.”
Christian Slater - James Stamphill

“- David Lightman: What is the primary goal?
- Joshua: You should know, Professor. You programmed me.
- David Lightman: Oh, come on. What is the primary goal?
- Joshua: To win the game.”
Matthew Broderick - David
James Ackerman - Joshua

“They all played football somewhere, not all of them in the pros, but they all have something unique to bring to the game. We're going to try to get these people together and try to put together a winning team. If nothing else, they should be fun to watch.”
Gene Hackman - Jimmy McGinty

“Listen you bunch of butterfingered milk saps! The way you're playing you couldn't beat a girl's basketball team. We've gotta win this game! You understand?”

Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff

“But I don't need the class schedule. I only come to this country to be object of lust for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.”
Cerina Vincent - Areola