“For you to get involved here it's like sleeping with another man's wife, and what you are suggesting is that afterwards they all live together under the same roof. But what really happens is that the betrayed husband goes out and buys a gun.”

Ciarán Hinds - President Nemerov

“- Dr. Louis Judd: Why would she wish to harm you?
- Alice Moore: Because I'm in love with her husband.”

Tom Conway - Dr. Louis Judd
Jane Randolph - Alice Moore

“- Sarah Hallenbeck: You were never around. You know what? Fuck you, Joe. I was lonely!
- Joe Hallenbeck: Buy a dog.”

Chelsea Field - Sarah Hallenbeck
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“There will be no penis between us!”

Lonette McKee - Drew

“- Bridget Jones: I owe you an apology about Daniel. He said you ran off with his fiancée and left him brokenhearted.
- Mark Darcy: No, it was the other way around. My wife. My heart.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Colin Firth - Mark Darcy