“Look, I know you're a smartlawyer - very smart - but don't get smart with me.”

James Cagney - Rocky Sullivan

“What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? Your Honor.”
Bob Odenkirk - Jimmy McGill

“- Alex: I won't say a single solitary slovo unless I have my lawyerhere. I know the law, you bastards.
- Police Inspector: We'll have to show our little friend Alex here that we know the law too, but that knowing the law isn't everything.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
Lindsay Campbell - Police Inspector

“- Mike: What do you call a thousand lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
- Johnny: What?
- Mike: Not enough sand.”
Christopher Walken - Mike
Mars Callahan - Johnny

“- Blade: You're human.
- Kounen: Barely. I'm a lawyer.”
Wesley Snipes - Blade
Karel Roden - Kounen