“That's what I love about you, Monty. You're the only one I know that's more fucked up than me.”
Mira Sorvino - Marilyn Monroe

“- Gregory LeMaise: You're a great fellow. You made me forget my troubles.
- Abercrombie: You've drowned mine!”

Carleton G. Young - Gregory LeMaise
Lou Costello - Abercrombie

“- Reynolds Woodcock: Maybe one day you'll change your taste, Alma.
- Alma: Maybe not.
- Reynolds Woodcock: Maybe you have no taste.
- Alma: Maybe I like my own taste.
- Reynolds Woodcock: Yes. Just enough to get you into trouble.
- Alma: Perhaps I'm looking for trouble.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Reynolds Woodcock
Vicky Krieps - Alma

“Just because a picture happens to be erotic, does not make it pornographic.”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“Let's do this right. Let me freshen up so I'll feel a little more like a woman and less like a dead mommy.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker