“We got the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did we go right?”
Nathan Lane - Max Bialystock

“They'll make a movie about anything nowadays.”
David Warner - Waxwork Man

“Hey MPAA, how many movies have you censored today?”
Eric Barry - Fidget

“I was thinking about going home and putting a Spielberg movie in - 'Always' or '1941', something really great like that.”
Will Keenan - Casey Kaufman

“- Floyd Gondolli: This here's the future. Videotape tells the truth.
- Jack Horner: Wait a minute. You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future? That the future is tape, videotape, and not film? That it's amateurs and not professionals? I'm a filmmaker, which is why I will never make a movie on tape.”
Philip Baker Hall - Floyd Gondolli
Burt Reynolds - Jack Horner