“- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Do you speak Hindustani?
- Michelle Monet: No.
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Well, you are not missing anything.”
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi
Claudine Longet - Michelle Monet

“He say plane fly overhead, drop value. I no care. In Beirut, plane fly over head, drop bomb. I like these planes better.”
Costas Kilias - Farouk

“I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see? I mean, you gotta be somebody, ain't ya, or you might as well jump in the sea and drown.”
Phil Daniels - Jimmy

“That's why I joined the army, to be different. But it doesn’t matter where you go, there's always some cunt with stars and stripes wants to tell you what to do.”
Ray Winstone - Kevin

“- Mother: Where you been?
- Jimmy: Fell asleep on the train and ended up in bloody Neasden.
- Mother: Ridin' about on them motorbikes all night, I'm not surprised. It's not normal.
- Jimmy: Oh, yeah? What's normal, then?”
Kate Williams - Mother
Phil Daniels - Jimmy