“I had to live with that squealing, corpulent little toad all these years. God, I hate that woman. I hate the way she licks stamps! I hate her furniture! And I hate that little sound she makes when she sleeps.”

Danny DeVito - Sam Stone

“He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms.”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“Ther’s just certain things a man wants from his wife, like to be here when he gets home, to cook a meal once in a while, clean up, and make good love too.”
John Travolta - Bud

“I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her.”
Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves

“I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas. The wife of an aviator.”
Lisa Blount - Lynette Pomeroy