“Jesus, I open my mouth, the whole world turns smart.”
J.E. Freeman - Eddie Dane

“- Lauren: Oh, I think I'm going to hell.
- Trish: Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up.”

Reese Witherspoon - Lauren
Chelsea Handler - Trish

“How clever of you, Miss Bingley, to know something of which you are ignorant.”

Greer Garson - Elizabeth Bennet

“Peterson was always too ingenious; and ingenuity is never a substitute for intelligence.”
Zachary Scott - Dimitrios Makropoulos

“The trouble with kids is they always figure they're smarter than their parents.”
William Demarest - Constable Edmund Kockenlocker