“- Kermit the Frog: Now if we want to get Miss Piggy out of jail, we're gonna have to catch those thieves red-handed...yes, Beau?
- Beauregard: What color are their hands now?”

Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Dave Goelz - Beauregard

“My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs

“- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: After all that this family has done for you, and this is how you behave?
- Ferguson: Well, yeah, so I guess I won't be getting that Employee of The Year Award, after all, eh?”
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury
Chelcie Ross - Ferguson

“You know what, Mom? You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas? A big, wooden cross. So anytime you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.”
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd

“Yo, you better stop hittin' me like that man. I'll bust your ass just like Craig did. Knock your eye straight!”
Sticky Fingaz - Tyrone