“- John J.: Just because you're a fuckin' cop, where do you get the right to tell me I got wrinkles on my face?
- Cop at Newsstand: All I said was you look a little tired, John... a little worn out. I didn't say anything about wrinkles.”
Robert Duvall - John J.
Michael Corrente - Cop at Newsstand

“- Switowski: How do I look?
- Caretaker: Much better, like a young Michael Jackson.
- Switowski: I love little Michael.”

Bob Sapp - Switowski
Chris Rock - Caretaker

“- Melvin Moody: You broke my nose!
- Ricky Linderman: It looks better that way!”
Matt Dillon - Moody
Adam Baldwin - Linderman

“- Mickey: Your nose is broken.
- Rocky: How does it look?
- Mickey: Ah, it's an improvement.”
Burgess Meredith - Mickey
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“There's a trashy book written on every line of her face.”

Jody Daniels - Finley 'Critter' Jones