“He's in the Jewish Mafia. It's probably more like a club than an organization.”
Sam Rockwell - Sam

“- Tess McGill: I have a head for business and a body for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?
- Jack Trainer: Uh, no. No.”
Melanie Griffith - Tess McGill
Harrison Ford - Jack Trainer

“- Garbitsch: Brunettes are trouble makers. They're worse than the Jews.
- Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania: Then wipe them out.
- Garbitsch: Start small. Not so fast. We get rid of the Jews first, then concentrate on the brunettes.”
Henry Daniell - Garbitsch
Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“- Garbitsch: We've had to make a few arrests.
- Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania: A few? How many?
- Garbitsch: Nothing astronomical. Five or ten thousand... a day.”
Henry Daniell - Garbitsch
Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“- Jay: He had an uncle in Poland who died. We can say he left the money to Pop in his will.
- Arty: Jay, do you think the Germans would let some Jew in Poland send $9,000 to some Jew in Alabama?”

Brad Stoll - Jay
Mike Damus - Arty