“He's in the Jewish Mafia. It's probably more like a club than an organization.”
Sam Rockwell - Sam

“- Tess McGill: I have a head for business and a body for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?
- Jack Trainer: Uh, no. No.”
Melanie Griffith - Tess McGill
Harrison Ford - Jack Trainer

Hitler goes to a fortune-teller and asks, "When will I die?" and the fortune-teller replies, "On a Jewish holiday". Hitler then asks, "How do you know that?" and she replies, "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday".
Robin Williams - Jakob

“I believe we are the chosen people... but I wish the Almighty had chosen somebody else.”
Robin Williams - Jakob

“Oh, God of the Jews! Why didn't you make your people a race of mice?”
Robin Williams - Jakob