“There are two kinds of people - those who don't do what they want to do, so they write down in a diary about what they haven't done, and those who are too busy to write about it because they're out doing it!”
Charles Coburn - Benjamin Dingle

“- Penny Pingleton: Without that show I have nothing!
- Prudy Pingleton: Having nothing builds character!”
Amanda Bynes - Penny Pingleton
Allison Janney - Prudy Pingleton

“Don't let the situationchange you. Change it.”
Jackie Chan - Keung

“Sooner or later you're going to have to make a decision about something.”

Arthur Rosenberg - George Swanson

“I love this man, and there's no way I'm gonna give him up to some big-haired, two-faced food critic!”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace