“No! He would kill you like a small dog. Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!”
Hui Lou Chen - Master Tang

“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“- Phil: What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?
- Mr. Chow: They're angry. All I feed them is cocaine. And chicken.”
Bradley Cooper - Phil
Ken Jeong - Mr. Chow

“I have to warn you, I may be small, but I can be ferocious if provoked.”
Elizabeth Daily - Babe

“- Celine Naville: What's wrong?
- Robert Lewis: What's wrong, you crazy bitch, is I thought you were going to shoot me! That's what's wrong!”
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville
Ewan McGregor - Robert Lewis