“Sometimes they hear a thundering sound when there are no clouds. They assume the gods have eaten too much and their tummies are rumbling. Sometimes they can even see the evidence of the gods' flatulence.”

Paddy O'Byrne - Narrator

“- Robert Robbie Ross: I must tell you, Father, the dying man has been quite a well-known literary figure.
- Father Cuthbert Dunne: Oh, well, that's all one and the same to God, Mr Ross. He has very little time to read, what with all us sinners clogging up the road to hell.”

Edwin Thomas - Robert Robbie Ross
Tom Wilkinson - Father Cuthbert Dunne

“- Captain von Trapp: Now, when I want you, this is what you will hear.
[blows whistle]
- Maria: Oh, no, sir. I'm sorry, sir. I could never answer to a whistle. Whistles are for dogs and cats and other animals, but not for children and definitely not for me. It would be too... humiliating.”
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp
Julie Andrews - Maria

“I got you the big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants!”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“Stay back, or I'll Poupon you! Get it? Poop-on-you?”

Tim Redwine - Drew Utley