“- Lenny Feder: Lamonsoff, it's 5 in the morning. Can you kill the dog now?
- Eric Lamonsoff: Thinking about it.”
Adam Sandler - Lenny Feder
Kevin James - Eric Lamonsoff

“- Rupert of Hentzau: Why don't you let me kill you quietly?
- Major Rudolph Rassendyll: Oh, a little noise adds a touch of cheer.”
Douglas Fairbanks Jr. - Rupert of Hentzau
Ronald Colman - Major Rudolf Rassendyll

“- Governor Ratcliffe: Go get him, for heaven's sake!
- Lon: What if we run into the Indians?
- Governor Ratcliffe: That's what guns are for. Now arm yourselves and get moving!”

David Ogden Stiers - Governor Ratcliffe
Joe Baker - Lon

“- Mina: When my time comes, will you do the same to me? Will you?
- Jonathan Harker: No.”

Winona Ryder - Mina Murray
Keanu Reeves - Jonathan Harker

“I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer. I'm gonna make his mother wish she never had him - make him into dog meat... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him.”

Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta