“- TS Quint: What's he doing?
- Jay: Shithead here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since then, he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. The crazy fuck thinks he can levitate shit with his thoughts.”

Jeremy London - TS Quint
Jason Mewes - Jay

“Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar.”
Alan Rickman - Metatron

- Julie "The Cat" Gaffney: I heard he was a Buddhist. You know, like Kung Fu or Richard Gere.
- Ken Wu: Kung Fu wasn't a Buddhist. He was a Trappist monk.

Colombe Jacobsen-Derstine - Julie "The Cat" Gaffney
Justin Wong - Ken Wu

“All my novels, a lot of my screenplays, they all deal with love and faith and religion a lot.”
Jeremy Leven

“Mathematics is a language. It's very difficult. It's subtle. You couldn't say those things any other way - and I can talk to dead people with it. I talk to Copernicus every day.”
Matthew Broderick - Richard Feynman