“Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“All those things you see in your pajamas, are a long-range forecast for your farmers.”
Donny Osmond - Joseph

"The Statue of Liberty is kaput" - that's disconcerting.

Tom Hanks - Captain Miller

“- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Are either of you Greek?
- Arthur: No.
- Maurice: Well, yes, actually I'm half-Greek.
- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Top half or bottom half?”
Billy Connolly - Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
Stanley Tucci - Arthur
Oliver Platt - Maurice

“The strength of a kingdom is not based on the strength of the king, but on the strength of its people.”
Pierce Brosnan - King Arthur