“- Isaac: You honestly think that I tried to run you over?
- Connie: You just happened to hit the gas as I walked in front of the car?
- Isaac: Did I do it on purpose?
- Jill: Well, what would Freud say?
- Isaac: Freud would say I really wanted to run her over, that's why he was a genius.”
Woody Allen - Isaac
Karen Ludwig - Connie
Meryl Streep - Jill

“The psychiatrists turned up to check us for signs of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Turned out they were more strung-out than we were.”
Sean Bean - Andy McNab

“Mike, you go to therapy to get your issues worked out, not bang your therapist.”
Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett

“I don't trust the guy. Everything's too interesting to him.”

Nicolas Cage - Al Columbato

- Abby: I said, "Marty, how come you're anal, and I gotta go to the psychiatrist?".
- Ray: What'd he say?
- Abby: Nothing.
Frances McDormand - Abby
John Getz - Ray