“These dice are colder than my first wife.”
Peter Falk - Harry Sears

“- Bill Trendle: Jesus, lady, you're worse than my wife!
- Tanya Rammus: I'll take that as a compliment.”
William Zappa - Bill Trendle
Rachel Griffiths - Tanya Rammus

“- Angel Clare: Leave that! You're my wife, not my servant!
- Tess: I'm your wife? You don't want to live with me. You want to go, don't you?
- Angel Clare: I couldn't stay without despising myself. What is worse, without despising you.”
Peter Firth - Angel Clare
Nastassja Kinski - Tess

“I'm afraid if I shared your wine, I might catch this awful disease you appear to have.”

William Richert - Bob Pigeon

“I wouldn't dance with you even if you didn't look like a sabertooth tiger. Bitch!”

Mario Joyner - Tom McNeal