“What kind of moron would put military technology in toys?”

Kevin Dunn - Stuart Abernathy

“- Irwin Wayfair: These microprocessing chips. What do they do and where did you get them from?
- Larry Benson: They microprocess. And they come from the land of l Saved Your Job.
- Irwin Wayfair: They were designed for the Defense Department. You put munitions chips in toys?”

David Cross - Irwin Wayfair
Jay Mohr - Larry Benson

“- Peter Brady: Dad, I think I hit him in the head with these. I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips.
- Mike Brady: Peter, drumsticks are not toys.
- Peter Brady: Oh, they're not drumsticks, Dad. They're weapons.
- Mike Brady: Well, weapons are not toys either, Peter.”
Paul Sutera - Peter Brady
Gary Cole - Mike Brady

I want the Turbo Man action figure with the arms and legs that move and the boomerang shooter and his rock'n roller jet pack and the realistic voice activator that says 5 different phrases including, "It's Turbo time!" Accessories sold separately. Batteries not included.
Jake Lloyd - Jamie Langston

“- Myron Larabee: As if I didn't have enough trouble, my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy. Some fruity robot named Turtle Man.
- Howard Langston: It's Turbo Man. My son wants one, too.”
Sinbad - Myron Larabee
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston