“- Dr. David Kibner: Face it, Bellicec, you got some friends who enjoy playing practical jokes.
- Jack Bellicec: I don't have any friends, Dr. Kibner.
- Dr. David Kibner: Then, some enemies.”
Leonard Nimoy - Dr. David Kibner
Jeff Goldblum - Jack Bellicec

“- Hannibal: I never thought you would betray your oldest living friend.
- General Morrison: I just hit first, Hannibal. I'm a fighter, man.”
Liam Neeson - Hannibal
Gerald McRaney - General Morrison

“- Maxwell Smart: Guys, you have to believe me I am not a double agent.
- Lloyd: We never thought you were.
- Bruce: Yeah, we love you, man.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Nate Torrence - Lloyd
Masi Oka - Bruce

- Danny Butterman: "Point Break" or "Bad Boys II"?
- Nicholas Angel: Which one do you think I'll prefer?
- Danny Butterman: No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?
Nick Frost - PC Danny Butterman
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

“- Lena: We know now that no matter how far we traveled on our own separate paths...
- Bridget: Somehow we would always find out way back to each other.”
Alexis Bledel - Lena
Blake Lively - Bridget