“Signor Lassparri comes from a very famous family. His mother was a well-known bass singer. His father was the first man to stuff spaghetti with bicarbonate of soda, thus causing and curing indigestion at the same time.”
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“- King: First, you make Frank Sinatra wait for a table...
- Keyes: He didn't have a jacket.
- King: He's Frank Sinatra! He can wear whatever he wants!”
Chazz Palminteri - King
Eugene Levy - Keyes

“It seems to me hilarious that our government put the face of Elvis Presley on a postage stamp after he died from an overdose of drugs. His fans don’t mention that because they don’t want to give up their myths. They ignore the fact that he was a drug addict and claim he invented rock ‘n’ roll when in fact he took it from black culture.”
Marlon Brando On Elvis Presley

“Elvis Presley – bloated, over the hill, adolescent entertainer, suddenly drawing people into Las Vegas – had nothing to do with excellence, just myth.”
Marlon Brando On Elvis Presley

“It was like for a moment, o my brothers, some great bird had flown into the milk bar. And I felt all the malenky little hairs on my plott standing endwise. And the shivers crawling up like slow, malenky lizards... and then down again. Because I knew what she sang. It was a bit from the glorious 9th by Ludwig van.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)