“If it’s a girl, Phoebe. And if it’s a boy, Pheebo.”
Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay

“- Highway: What's your name, Marine?
- Lance Corporal Fragatti: Lance Corporal Fragatti, Gunny.
- Highway: [takes off Fragatti's sunglasses and steps on them] Well, you shouldn't litter Fag-eddi. It's ecologically unsound.”

Clint Eastwood - Highway
Vincent Irizarry - Fragetti

- Joe Cooper: Hey pigfucker, can I call you "pigfucker"?
- Doug Remer: No, only my friends can call me "pigfucker".
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper
Matt Stone - Doug Remer

- Jack Cates: Hey, I can read a police file, shit-head. Quit calling me "Jack".
- Reggie Hammond: It's just an expression, all right? I don't mean nothin' by it.
- Jack Cates: I don't give a damn. It happens to be my name.
- Reggie Hammond: What the hell you complainin' for? At least nobody callin' you "shit-head".
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“- Malik Brody: You left Bria with the Asshole?
- Carolyn Brody: His name is Steve.
- Malik Brody: I forgot, the asshole part is silent!”
Kadeem Hardison - Malik Brody
Sanaa Lathan - Carolyn Brody