“If it’s a girl, Phoebe. And if it’s a boy, Pheebo.”
Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay

“- Andrew Kempster: What kind of dumb name is Mimi Siku?
- Jan Kempster: Don't be rude. He probably thinks Andrew is a dumb name.
- Andrew Kempster: So do I.”
Frankie J. Galasso - Andrew Kempster
Valerie Mahaffey - Jan Kempster

“You know what your problem is? Your problem is you're so full of piping hot crap the mention of your name draws flies.”

Jeffrey Wright - Belize

“- Malik Brody: You left Bria with the Asshole?
- Carolyn Brody: His name is Steve.
- Malik Brody: I forgot, the asshole part is silent!”
Kadeem Hardison - Malik Brody
Sanaa Lathan - Carolyn Brody

“- Highway: What's your name, Marine?
- Lance Corporal Fragatti: Lance Corporal Fragatti, Gunny.
- Highway: [takes off Fragatti's sunglasses and steps on them] Well, you shouldn't litter Fag-eddi. It's ecologically unsound.”

Clint Eastwood - Highway
Vincent Irizarry - Fragetti