“- Jay: Kid? While you were off licking stamps I saved the world from a Crelon invasion.
- Kay: The Crelons are the Backstreet Boys of the universe. What'd they do, throw snowballs at you?”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“- Sir Guy of Gisbourne: You've come to Nottingham once too often!
- Robin Hood: When this is over, my friend, there'll be no need for me to come again.”
Basil Rathbone - Sir Guy of Gisbourne
Errol Flynn - Robin Hood

“- Capt. Amazing: You're... you're all superheroes.
- The Shoveller: Well, we fight crime. Call it what you will.”
Greg Kinnear - Captain Amazing
William H. Macy - Shoveler

“- Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
- Vern: Yeah, maybe you're right. It'd be a good fight, though.”
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp
Jerry O'Connell - Vern Tessio

“The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world: God versus man, day versus night, Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham!”
Jesse Eisenberg - Lex Luthor