“- Colleen: I don't really like my photo being taken...
- Hemmings: [mocking] I don't really like my photo being taken...”
Claudia Lee - Colleen
Kal Penn - Peter Hemmings

“- Andrew Kempster: What kind of dumb name is Mimi Siku?
- Jan Kempster: Don't be rude. He probably thinks Andrew is a dumb name.
- Andrew Kempster: So do I.”
Frankie J. Galasso - Andrew Kempster
Valerie Mahaffey - Jan Kempster

“Move, bitch!”

Devon Aoki - Suki

“- Jesse Walsh: Schneider shouldn't have called you out on that last play.
- Ron Grady: Yeah, well, Schneider's got a stick up his ass today.
- Jesse Walsh: Schneider's always got a stick up his ass.”
Mark Patton - Jesse Walsh
Robert Rusler - Ron Grady

“- Gene Harbrough: Who's he, the town asshole?
- Jonathan Bellah: Yeah. And he's really good at it, too.”

Chris Nash - Gene Harbrough
Doug McKeon - Jonathan Bellah