“You keep me around because even Johnny Eager has to have one friend.”

Van Heflin - Jeff Hartnett

“I want friend like me.”
Boris Karloff - The Monster

“Christopher? Do you have guests? No, of course not. That'd mean you have friends.”
Erika Christensen - Madison Bell

“- Dex: If you're hanging out with women as friends, your doing your research in the wrong library.
- Dave: What's wrong with being friends with women?
- Dex: Nothing, but getting out of that category of 'friend' is harder than like getting out of Alcatraz.”
Donal Logue - Dex
James 'Kimo' Wills - Dave

“- Mrs. Pananides: I have a friend in the Coast Guard, all I have to do is call...
- Sam Daniels: How close a friend?
- Mrs. Pananides: Closer than his wife would like.”
Diana Bellamy - Mrs. Pananides
Dustin Hoffman - Sam Daniels