“- Cruella de Vil: Alonso, I need you.
- Alonzo: I'm yours.
- Cruella de Vil: Banish yourself with a torch, large sack and rubber soled shoes; meanwhile I need a furrier, oh, and I know just where to find him.”
Glenn Close - Cruella de Vil
Tim McInnerny - Alonzo

“- Heather Swallers: Are there any alligators in there?
- Bobby Kent: I don't know, why don't you go skinny dipping and find out?”

Kelli Garner - Heather Swallers
Nick Stahl - Bobby Kent

“- President Westwood: How do you lose a goddamn nuclear submarine?
- Larry Ramsey: I have an idea, Mr President, but let's just pray I'm wrong.”
Ernie Hudson - President Westwood
John Enos III - Larry Ramsey

“All my life, I look for a woman I once loved. Almond eyes, and the mouth of a cherub.”
Allan Corduner - Captain

“- King Arthur: Is there any news? Have the knights found Excalibur?
- Merlin: I'm afraid not, Sire.
- King Arthur: Then I'll go after it myself.
- Merlin: No. You must regain your strength.
- King Arthur: Is there anything your magic can do?
- Merlin: You must rely on the courage of your people.”
Pierce Brosnan - King Arthur
John Gielgud - Merlin