- Mitch Taylor: What are you doing?
- Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said "... I drank what?".

Gabriel Jarret - Mitch Taylor
Val Kilmer - Chris Knight

“It is always consoling to think about suicide. It's what gets one through many a bad night.”
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“Now would you stand aside before I shoot myself?”

Paul McGann - The Doctor

“- Philo Vance: You sure that he did bump himself off?
- District Attorney Markham: Well, his butler tells us he's sitting in a locked room with a revolver in his hand and a bullet in his head. I don't know what else you'd call it.”

William Powell - Philo Vance
Robert McWade - District Attorney Markham

“- Furious Styles: Why is it that there is a gun shop on almost every corner in this community?
- The Old Man: Why?
- Furious Styles: I'll tell you why. For the same reason that there is a liquor store on almost every corner in the black community. Why? They want us to kill ourselves.”
Laurence Fishburne - Furious Styles
Whitman Mayo - The Old Man