“- Bill: If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
- Ted: But, dude, we're already dead.
- Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.”
Alex Winter - Bill
Keanu Reeves - Ted

“If I die first, and I almost certainly will, you will be my sole heir. There's not much in the kitty, except a set of ivory-backed hairbrushes and my library of romantic poetry, but when the time comes, these will be yours. Along with whatever we haven't already spent on whores and whiskey.”
Ralph Fiennes - M. Gustave

“A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.”
James Earl Jones - Mufasa

“You have inherited the fortune of the Frankensteins, I trust you will not inherit their fate.”

Basil Rathbone - Baron Wolf von Frankenstein

“- Vince McCain: What about a small advance on my inheritance?
- Rod McCain: What inheritance?
- Vince McCain: I'm your son! You have to leave me something.
- Rod McCain: Why?
- Vince McCain: 'Cause you screwed up my whole childhood!
- Rod McCain: How could I have? I wasn't even there.”

Kevin Kline - Vince McCain
Kevin Kline - Rod McCain