“You seek resolutions because you are young. But you will understand this one day.”
Cate Blanchett - Carol Aird

“- Morgan: What, are you officially a woman now?
- Nick Marshall: I wish!”
Mark Feuerstein - Morgan Farwell
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“A woman should do as she pleases, just like a man.”
Jennifer Beals - Eva

“- Harry Sanborn: I've never seen a woman that age naked before.
- Julian Mercer: You're kidding.
- Harry Sanborn: We're not all doctors.”

Jack Nicholson - Harry Sanborn
Keanu Reeves - Julian Mercer

“- Patcha: There's two people in there looking for you.
- Kuzco: Who?
- Pacha: A big guy and a skinny old woman.
- Kuzco: Wait, was this woman scary beyond all reason?”
John Goodman - Patcha
David Spade - Kuzco