“Why is it when everyone else feasts on the pleasure of life, I get the indigestion?”
Walter Matthau - Mr. George Wilson

“- Aramis: Why are you so glum?
- Porthos: I expected action. There was no fighting, there was no killing. I was useless.
- Aramis: Porthos, I grow tired of this attitude. You're surrounded by beauty, by intrigue, by danger. What more can a man want? The robins are singing, the pigeons are cooing. Can't you listen to their song?”
Jeremy Irons - Aramis
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos

“Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

“The one I was most disappointed with, the one that should've been a great movie because it was a great script but they fired me from it, was Il mistero del principe Valiant (1997).”
Anthony Hickox

“I'm too young to be old and too old to be young.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch