“- Joker: I'm not stupid, you're stupid.
- Karla: No you're stupid.
- Joker: Don't call me stupid, I'm sensitive.
- Karla: Just where's the car keys?
- Joker: You're stupid.
- Karla: Bye.”
Jacob Vargas - Joker
Lisa Rodrìguez - Karla

“- Brenda Meeks: You a dumbass.
- Shorty Meeks: Your Mother.
- Brenda Meeks: You my Brother, that makes her your Mother too, jackass!
- Shorty Meeks: Oh, well then your Father's stupid.
- Brenda Meeks: So? I don't know him.
- Shorty Meeks: Yeah, me either.”
Regina Hall - Brenda Meeks
Marlon Wayans - Shorty Meeks

“In the Firpo family, the man with half a brain is king.”
Nicolas Cage - Bill Firpo

“- Sissy: Well, I just thought we'd go to McDonald's.
- Bud: Dammit, McDonald's again?”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“- Nyarth: I'm hungry.
- Musashi: I have a frying pan.
- Nyarth: Without meat or vegetables, that's just a plate of iron.”
Inuko Inuyama - Nyarth
Megumi Hayashibara - Musashi