“- Honey Horne: I'm going to be frank.
- Garth Algar: Ok. Can I still be Garth?”
Kim Basinger - Honey Horne
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“Backyard nudity is hypocritical. It's insincere. People should do and say exactly what they feel and think and not try to hide things.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt

- Doug Masters: Anyone ever tell you that you talk too much?
- Col. Charles "Chappy" Sinclair: Yeah, my ex-wife.
Jason Gedrick - Doug Masters
Louis Gossett Jr. - Charles "Chappy" Sinclair

“- Warren T. Rat: Tiger, how did he get away?
- Tiger: He overpowered me.
- Warren T. Rat: You're fired.
- Tiger: Good. I never liked you. And besides, your music stinks.”

John Finnegan - Warren T. Rat
Dom DeLuise - Tiger

“Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey