“I'm hot... and you're not!”
Noah Blake - Rhet

“Don't play hard to get, you might miss something.”
Robert Rusler - Buzz

Every girl wants me. I should be in Hawaii drinking a piña colada, looking at some Hawaii chick: “Hello, honey”.
Corey Haim - Dinger

“It's a very bad sign when a cop thinks that Chicago will fall apart without him.”
Dan Hedaya - Captain Logan

“I like to be introduced as America's foremost actor. It saves the necessity of further effort.”
John Barrymore