“If your air conditioner goes on the fritz or your washing machine blows up or your video recorder conks out; before you call the repairman turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds, because you never can tell there just might be a gremlin in your house.”
Hoyt Axton - Randall Peltzer

“You should get married and raise large family. Once you have large family, all other troubles mean nothing.”

Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Abrams: The hardest thing for a public defender is whether or not you are cheap. He's gonna make it, dem's the difference. Now you did, every time.
- Ben: I'm a little bit over my head.”
Al Pacino - Charles Abrams
Josh Duhamel - Ben Cahill

“Just remember one rule, Anthony. As a pilot, always fight to be on top, and stay there. You can't lick them from below.”

Fred MacMurray - Joe Blake

“- Hellboy: How am I gonna get a girl? I drive around in a garbage truck.
- Abe Sapien: Liz left us, Red. Take the hint.
- Hellboy: We don't take hints.”

Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy
Doug Jones - Abe Sapien