“- Moonie Pottie: I can't go.
- Cecil Sweeney: Why not?
- Moonie Pottie: It's breaking their hearts.
- Cecil Sweeney: That's normal.
- Moonie Pottie: Not for me, it isn't.”

Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie
Andrew McCarthy - Cecil Sweeney

“He couldn't wait to save the world! Me, I was happy not to go overseas!”

Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“Women, always leaving you after you've had the crap kicked out of you.”
Jason Lee - Brodie

“- Evil-Lyn: It would be a pity to waste their talents.
- Skeletor: Save your pity for yourself if you fail. Take them and whatever troops and resources you need.
- Evil-Lyn: I was not suggesting that I go.
- Skeletor: Then you should not have spoken. Leave immediately.”

Meg Foster - Evil-Lyn
Frank Langella - Skeletor

“- Jeff: I don't believe this! My wife did not leave me!
- Sheriff Boyd: Mr Taylor, I've seen it a hundred times. You put two people in a car long enough, they're gonna go at it. Lovers, married couples, gay guys - hell, I've seen men dump their women on the side of the road and vice versa.”
Kurt Russell - Jeff Taylor
Rex Linn - Sheriff Boyd