“- Konstantin Karpov: You smoke, Nikita? What would the Surgeon General say? Russian cigarettes. You will acquire the taste, Nikita. As you will for all things Russian.
- Jeff Grant: I once had some Popov Vodka.
- Konstantin Karpov: Did you? Bully for you, Nikita! What a guy!”
Richard Bradford - Konstantin Karpov
River Phoenix - Jeff Grant

“- Annie Herman: You can't put wine in Hobo stew!
- Phyllis Nefler: Why not? What goes better with Hobos than wine?”
Mary Gross - Annie Herman
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“- Johnny Dangerously: Whatcha cookin' here ma?
- Ma Kelly: Beer.
- Johnny Dangerously: With noodles! Great idea!”

Michael Keaton - Johnny Dangerously
Maureen Stapleton - Ma Kelly

“- Sweet Daddy Dee: Let's make an analogy here.
- Jeff Dunham: An analogy?
- Sweet Daddy Dee: If we were foods, I would be a fine summer wine that would divine anytime.
- Jeff Dunham: Ah. What about me?
- Sweet Daddy Dee: Every good wineneeds a cracker.”
Jeff Dunham - Sweet Daddy Dee
Jeff Dunham - Himself

“This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... beer.”
Michael McShane - Friar Tuck