“- Feathers: How does a... how does a man get to be a sheriff?
- John T. Chance: Gets lazy. Gets tired of selling his gun all over. Decides to sell it in one place.
- Feathers: I'd say you made a poor sale.
- John T. Chance: A lot of people around here'll agree with you.
- Feathers: But... it's still a sale and it's too late to back out.”
Angie Dickinson - Feathers
John Wayne - Sheriff John T. Chance

“- Det. Billy Rosewood: Police! You're all under arrest!
[armed thugs answer with a long hail of machine gun fire]
- Sgt. Taggart: You do that again, I'll shoot you myself!”
Judge Reinhold - Det. Billy Rosewood
John Ashton - Sgt. Taggart

“- McCoskey: Good morning, gentlemen. Is there a problem?
- Milo: Yes, officer. As a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.”

Clarence Felder - McCaskey
Taylor Negron - Milo

“- Harry Pfarrer: Twenty years of Marshal Service, I never discharged my gun.
- Osbourne Cox: That sounds like something you ought to be telling your psychologist.”
George Clooney - Harry Pfarrer
John Malkovich - Osborne Cox

“Hey, this is the police. Move your busted-ass vehicle. Move, move, move, move. This is the LAPD. We'll pop one in your ass. We got guns and shit.”
Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan