“- Barry: This is the Joseph H. Nelson Memorial Library, here. Okay? It was built in the 1600s.
- Student in the Tour: 1600s? It says it was built in 1951.
- Barry: That's the address. Okay? Wise-ass.”
Tom Greening - Barry

“I'm working on buying St. Patrick's Cathedral, maybe doing a little rip-down job and putting up a very very tall and beautiful building.”
Donald J. Trump - Himself

“Damn, they're closing down military left and right and putting up jails like 7-Eleven stores!”
LaTanya Richardson Jackson - Priscilla Worth

“- Leopold: Good Lord, it still stands. The world has changed all around it, but Roebling's erection still stands! Ha, ha! [to nearest bystander] That, my friend, is a miracle!
- Sanitation Worker: What?
- Leopold: It's a miracle, man!
- Sanitation Worker: It's a bridge.”

Hugh Jackman - Leopold
Ray Seiden - Sanitation Worker

“- Grace Briggs: Wow, this is incredible. We can see all this because we're standing on something you built.
- Bob Rueland: I had help.”

Minnie Driver - Grace Briggs
David Duchovny - Bob Rueland