“Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.”
Jack Black - Nacho

“Kids aren't any fun! You can't take a kid to a bar. He has one drink, he falls off the stool, and the trip is screwed!”
Burt Reynolds - Nick McKenna

“Nothing hard about kids. Ah! As long as you spend some time with them, they're cool. Most important thing, make sure the moms all get along.”
Charlie McDermott - Stewart

“It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise. The kids will just love it. And we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.”

Tim Robbins - Norville Barnes

“You shouldn't be wearing a dress; you should be wearing a diaper.”

Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker