“I find I can make a very honest living cheating at cards.”
Millard Mitchell - Gentleman George

“Lady, you can't cheat at bingo. If you could, I would, but you can't. I won because I was lucky - lucky to wind up in a town full of losers!”

Earl Pastko - Mr. Skin (a.k.a. Satan)

“Okay, you and the rest of your basteges can gamble, but don't try no fargin tricks, otherwise you wind up with you bells in a sling.”
Richard Dimitri - Roman Troy Moronie

“He got over his gambling problem, but the bookies beat him to death anyway. So, he's dead. That's it.”
Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver

“Don't worry. I'm not gonna kill you til you cum. I'll let you betray your wife thoroughly.”

Paulina Porizkova - Dallas