“- Rudy: You know what you are? You're like a gas leak. We don't see, we don't smell you, and you're silently killing us all.
- Terry: I am not a gas leak! You take that back, you asshole of a monster man!
- Rudy: You creature from the Black Lagoon.”

Robert De Niro - Rudy

“You know, I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you; you're a total freakin' retard!”

Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“Save your breath, he can't hear you. Assholes don't have ears.”

Ken Foree - Billy

“- Averman: Hum, Batter-batter-batter! Hum, Batter-batter-batter, Hum, Batter-batter-batter, Hey, Batter-batter-batter, Hey, Batter-batter-batter, Swing, Batter-batter-batter, Hum, batter-batter-batter...
- Bombay: Averman! It's hockey! There's no batter! Idiot!”
Matt Doherty - Les Averman
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“- Ulee Jackson: You'll pay for the rest of your life for being a jackass.
- Casey Jackson: Yeah, well, it's better than dying of boredom.”
Peter Fonda - Ulee Jackson
Jessica Biel - Casey Jackson