“- Uncle Jesse Duke: Give me your goddamn licence!
- Luke Duke: What license?”

Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“- Robbie Hart: You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding!
- Sammy: They were cones!”

Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
Allen Covert - Sammy

“- Retired Doctor: How'd you say this happened?
- Jon: My father accidentally put the car in the wrong gear and then he accidentally got his foot stuck on the accelerator.”

Mal Jones - Retired Doctor
Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich

“In this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“I'd just been knocked unconscious and now an American, who'd never driven a stick shift, was driving my car down the wrong side of the road.”
Joseph Fiennes - Laurence