“This is like some fuckin' movie. Friends since second grade, fuckin' like this and then one of us gets himself in potentially big trouble, and now we've gotta deal with it; we've got to test our loyalty against all odds. It's kind of... exciting. I feel like... Chuck Norris, y'know?”
Crispin Glover - Layne

“I did think about asking you to join my little scheme but somehow I knew, 007's loyalty was always to the mission, never to his friend.”
Sean Bean - Alec Trevelyan

“Swear to me. Swear to me that if it isn't dead, we'll all come back.”
Jonathan Brandis - Young Bill Denbrough

- Lt. Frank Drebin: You're Rocco's girl, and in my book that chapter's called "look but don't touch".
- Tanya Peters: I could have two lovers.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Anna Nicole Smith - Tanya

“For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... This you can trust. [points to his sword]”
William Smith - Conan's Father