“- Rachel: You don't look evil.
- Georgia: Make-up helps.”
Lindsay Lohan - Rachel
Jane Seymour Fonda - Georgia

“- Mike: Can I borrow your odorant?
- Sulley: Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage or Old Dumpster.
- Mike: You got, uh, Low Tide?
- Sulley: No.
- Mike: How about Wet Dog?
- Sulley: Yep. Stink it up.”
Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan

“It is good to carry some powdered rouge in one's sleeve. It may happen that when one is sobering up or waking from sleep, a samurai's complexion may be poor. At such a time it is good to take out and apply some powdered rouge.”
Forest Whitaker - Ghost Dog

“- Cosmetics Saleslady: We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what's your skin regime?
- Abby: My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?”
Lisa Marie Russell - Saleswoman
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

“- Max Minot: She's more than beautiful. She's got this way she looks at you, just... just stop your heart, you know? And make it start back up again. You know any girls like that?
- Charlie Barret: Yeah. All of them.”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Max Minot
Christopher Walken - Charlie Barret